Wednesday, April 30, 2008

First Contest!

It is time for Stats on the Back to hold its first contest. Here is a 1995 Score Darryl Strawberry card.

Darryl must be thinking something as he sits on the bench with that pitiful look on his face. If there was a thought bubble (which there will be when the winner is announced), what would it say?

Post your "thought" in the comments section. Funniest "thought", as judged by myself and my brother, wins.

Winner will receive some free cards of their favorite team or player and some 80's Wax!

7 comments:

MMayes said...

"I shoulda never gone out with Gooden. I tried to say 'No' but would he listen to me? Damn, Mark Twain was right. June is colder in Frisco than April was in Shea."

capewood said...

"My life can't get any worse then this."

Not really funny and not really true either.

Greg Olsen said...

If only my drug of choice was steroids... I'd be wearing this uniform... chasing Aaron... and everyone would love me.

White Sox Cards said...

"Everybody gets to play but me. I'm the Straw that stirs the drink. How can I be on the bench? They need me more than I need them. I'll just sit here moping until someone puts me in the game. That'll show them!"

BrokenBat said...

"I hit 9 home runs today, and coach Burns benches me for Homer Simpson???"

[Referencing the classic Simpsons episode in the early 1990's with MLB players employed by Mr. Burns, http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F13.html]

Anonymous said...

4 HRs, 17 RBI last year. why am I on the bench? what has barry bonds done?
momma never said there would be days like this!
No team beats the 80's Cubs!

davesworld62 said...

"I mean, I just don't get it... Why they call it a dimebag if it really cost me $10? Mother******* think just because I'm Darryl Strawberry they can rip me off like that? Well Darryl don't play that way! 'Dimebag' my ass!"