Friday, March 28, 2008

Ozzie Guillen is laughing at us.

Behind that leather glove of his, Ozzie is laughing at us all.

Why?

It could be for any number of reasons:

1. Because Magglio is gonna catch a lot of heat because of the new Canseco book.

2. Ozzie has a contract that lasts until 2012 and despite what he tells you, he'll keep the cash.

3. Boone Logan is crying because Ozzie yelled at him and called him a name.

4. Ozzie just told Bobby Jenks to bean JD Drew just for fun. (That does sound like fun!)

Any other reasons Ozzie is secretly amused?

3 comments:

White Sox Cards said...

Somewhere, alone in a corner, Sean Tracey is still crying.

dayf said...

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

White Sox Cards said...

And their like It's better than yours because Ozzie drinks your milkshake.