Wandy is COOLER than you for many reasons. Here are a few:
1. His name is Wandy. It's his real first name, not a nickname.
2. He is not bounded by the playing field. He'll even pitch in the stands.
3. Even though his first name is as sweet as they come, he doesn't feel the need to sign it.
4. Nor does he care to include the RIG in his last name.
5. Chuck Norris calls him "Mr. Rodguez".